Simulated Pseudo-Semen
Simulated Pseudo-Semen
Simulated Pseudo-Semen
Simulated Pseudo-Semen
Simulated Pseudo-Semen
Simulated Pseudo-Semen

Simulated Pseudo-Semen

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Simulated Pseudo-Semen featuring famous Japanese AV stars. This is a remarkable Japanese-made water-based lotion designed to replicate the natural feel and texture of semen. Specially crafted for Ona-hole use, this unique formulation offers an extended drying time and increased slipperiness, ensuring a truly immersive and pleasurable experience.

As with all products in the N.P.G. range, Simulated Pseudo-Semen is water-based and stain-free, allowing for easy clean-up and peace of mind. Immerse yourself in a world of authenticity and indulge in the ultimate realism with Simulated Pseudo-Semen.

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Premium Quality Simulated Pseudo-Semen

In collaboration with the Japanese Stars, this lotion offers a premium quality simulated pseudo-semen formula, meticulously crafted to provide a realistic and pleasurable experience.

Clean and Non-Sticky Formula

Enjoy a non-staining and non-sticky experience. It leaves no residue, ensuring a mess-free and hassle-free application.

Odourless and Tasteless

Our lotion is completely odourless and tasteless, allowing you to fully focus on your intimate moments without distractions.

Long-Lasting Lubrication

Experience enhanced pleasure and extended playtime with our water-based lotion. Its long-lasting lubrication ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience, reducing the need for constant reapplication.

Authentic Japanese Quality

Our lotion is proudly made in Japan, adhering to the highest standards of quality and safety. Trust in the expertise and reputation of Japanese manufacturing to elevate your intimate experiences.


One-Touch cap

Start by opening the bottle with the convenient one-touch cap. This will become useful later when things start heating up.



Apply a conservative amount of the lotion to your body or toy. The thickness of the lotion means you only need a small amount to get things started, and by adding some water or other liquid, you will see the longevity. To reactivate, add water and wipe away with a towel with no need for washing or a shower.

What are the ingredients?

Water, Sodium Polyacrylate, Mineral Oil, PEG-15 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Triisostearate, Carbomer, Alcohol, Dipropylene Glycol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, CI 19140, CI 15985

What is a Simulated Pseudo-Semen?

Simulated Pseudo-Semen has the colour and texture of real semen.

Is it safe?

The entire range series of products are exclusively produced in Japan at a factory authorized for cosmetics manufacturing, guaranteeing stringent hygiene control measures. Throughout the production process, meticulous assessments are conducted to monitor stickiness and pH values. Given that these products are intended for body application, we prioritize rigorous and comprehensive product management to ensure the highest standards of quality and safety.

Where is it made?

We prioritize quality above all else, emphasizing the use of Japanese manufacturing. Our integrated production system in Japan ensures that every step, from development to manufacturing, is meticulously executed. Our team of skilled technicians takes great pride in crafting our products, delivering a combination of safety and reliability. Through extensive quality control measures, which demand significant time and effort, we guarantee excellence.

Is it sticky?

Our series of products exclusively incorporate ingredients of a high standard, ensuring exceptional absorbency and moisture retention for your skin. Our meticulous formulation strikes the perfect balance of medium-high stickiness, preventing dryness and powdering caused by friction. With its wide coverage achieved with just a single application, this product exemplifies cost-effectiveness.


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